Read, Run, Ramble

I see you’ve come to visit for the…ahhhh…fourth, yes fourth day in a row and I feel the need to share with you my feelings. See, you and I can never be friends - you cause so much pain and misery that I simply cannot allow the friendship. Therefore, I respectfully ask that you stop making your unexpected visits - it would really be best for both of us. I know you disapprove of the over-the-counter meds I throw your way and I certainly disapprove of the obstinate pounding you do on the walls of my skull. We have different goals in life you see so let’s go our separate ways and forget we ever met, okay?

Additionally, please pass a note onto your sibling, Migraine, that I cannot endorse that relationship either. The two of you have lingered in my life long enough and I’d like to focus on the positive relationships in my life now.

Thank you for listening!

Sincerely,

Me ;o)